The Day the Music Died
May 21, 2006
Yesterday Finland won the Eurovision Song Contest - and what a sad day. A good friend of my said that the future for this contest is now in great danger, and I agree. Let us just have a look at next year's competition, which will be held in Finland. The following top-10 gives the answers to the question: "Why can the Eurovision Song Contest not be a succes i 2007?"
1) The show will take more than 12 hours because of the slow speaking hosts
2) The air inside the stadium will be about 100 degrees Celcius
3) The Green Room on the other hand will be covered in snow and only vodka will be served
4) Half of the contestors will be stabbed during the show
5) The female host will instead of a woman be af horde of mosquitos - the male host will be a troll
6) In lack of comedians in Finland, Fleksnes will be nationalised.
7) In the break a competion in Suomi wrestling will be held
8) The winners will leave unemployed and drunk
9) At the beginning of the show Lordi will drink vodka and perform Monty Python's Lumberjack song while sacrificing a reindeer to Santa Claus
10) The losers will be cross checked by the Finnish national team in ice hockey.
1) The show will take more than 12 hours because of the slow speaking hosts
2) The air inside the stadium will be about 100 degrees Celcius
3) The Green Room on the other hand will be covered in snow and only vodka will be served
4) Half of the contestors will be stabbed during the show
5) The female host will instead of a woman be af horde of mosquitos - the male host will be a troll
6) In lack of comedians in Finland, Fleksnes will be nationalised.
7) In the break a competion in Suomi wrestling will be held
8) The winners will leave unemployed and drunk
9) At the beginning of the show Lordi will drink vodka and perform Monty Python's Lumberjack song while sacrificing a reindeer to Santa Claus
10) The losers will be cross checked by the Finnish national team in ice hockey.
Published by Gustav @ 12:43
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